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a term used to convince others to sports invest there entire account balance on a relatively unlikely sports outcome
"Listen, you have to put it all on the Melbourne Storm against the Panthers tonight, it's my lock of the week"
You then proceed to lose a grand, and have to drink yourself to death
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A busy day at work, equal to the amount of effort the typical french worker manages to muster up in 5 days at work
"Phew ive been busy all day, ive put a french week in today"
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The week of the female human's menstruation.
Came into play since the sharks brain is surprisingly similar to the female uterus.
Fuck, I can't go swimming this week, it's shark week.
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1. Noun; The sixteenth week of the seventeen-week NFL Regular Season
2. Noun; The week when, in 2009, Indianapolis Colts President Bill Polian decided to sit his team's starters in the second half of a game against the New York Jets, who were fighting for one of the AFC Wild-Card spots. This move cost the Colts the game and gave the Jets a playoff birth at the expense of the Houston Texans. When questioned about his decision in the days after the game, Polian became defensive, stating that he didn't care about going undefeated. Even so, this series of events continues to haunt Colts fans. In the aftermath of the situation, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell stated that it was unfair for teams to charge fans full price for games which did not feature starters, and moved to change the NFL schedule so that the final weeks of the season would feature a large number of divisional games, which he hoped would be more meaningful and reduce the chances that a team would rest its starters.
3. Verb; To rest on one's laurels for questionable reasons when one has the chance to attain something greater, especially when such a decision significantly affects others.
1. The New Orleans Saints and Atlanta Falcons will face each other on Monday Night Football in Week 16 of the 2010 NFL Season.
2. Week 16 was one of the darkest moments for the Colts and their fans since the franchise moved to Indianapolis in 1984, arguably surpassed only by wrenching playoff losses to the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 1995 and 2005 seasons.
3. Jill: Hey Bill, are you going to do the extra credit work and try for an A in Mr. Smith's class?
Bill: Nah, I'm gonna Week 16 it and settle for a B.
Jill: You're just too lazy to do the extra work! And if you get a B then your parents won't take you and your sister out to dinner. Think how crushed she'll be!
Bill: Too bad, so sad.
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When you're out with your friends and you see a really obese girl/woman nearby, instead of saying to your friends “look at the size of that fat ass over there” which isn’t exactly subtle, you say “Two Weeks” and look in the direction of the target fat ass.
If they’re much larger than your average ‘two weeker’ you start with “two weeks” and then someone else might say “four weeks” and this repeats until you get to a period of time you all agree on.
“Two weeks” comes from the film ‘Total Recall’ In the film Douglas Quaid played by Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to Mars inside a robot fat woman suit. Arriving on Mars the robot woman’s head malfunctions and starts repeating the phrase “Two Weeks” before exploding.
“Check out two weeks over there”
“More like six weeks”
“No way, that’s four months”
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when your girlfriend or old lady is on the rag. that time of the month.
cm1nicholson: you gonna go home and get some ass tonight?
cm2ford: hell no it's shark week at my house!!! there's blood in the water
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its baseicaly like a week long skins party but with alot more booze and drugs and doing mades stuff like moving the living room out bck and playing guitar hero in the garden. also getting some hot chicks round
dude1 iam aving a shameless week u wanna go round round
dude 2 sure ill bring some booze and chicks
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