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Weird Good. The word used to describe something that is initially alarming. However long after "weird good" has been proclaimed, the user generally is still in an alarmed state of mind. While it may seem like a back handed compliment, rest assured that "weird good" is just not a compliment at all. Weird Good can be used to describe alarming fashion choices, dastardly hair stylings, fragrant yet dysmal breath, or even captivatingly wretched personal hygiene. Weird Good symptons are impossible to miss, and can be quite commical. Often the subject being accused of being "weird good" will question your intent behind such an odd pairing of words. Don't worry, simply tell them you mean no harm, and that "weird good" actually means a unique and untapped beauty within the person that they should consider capitalizing on in the future (this ensures maximum lulz until the subject realizes "weird good" is just bad). Do not fret, "weird good" is not contagious, however you should stay at least an arms length away from the subject to avoid any awkward or meaningful glances from distressed pedestrians. Make sure to establish it is clear that you are not willingly associated with the subject. An easy way to do this is to just frown, shake your head, and look away any time the subject tries to talk to you in public. Weird good should be reserved for only the shockingly bizarre occasions. Enjoy!
"Wow! That outfit is striking. You look weird...but I mean it's good...you know, weird good!"
"...uhh...thanks? Is that even a compliment?"
"yeah...that."
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not acting normal, temporary schizophrenia, to make "normal" people feel uncomfortable, nervous, or awkward
"this party sucks, everyone here sucks...i don't know how to relate to these people"
"get weird"
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No, it's none of this shit of being indie or scene or emo. If you're a weird kid you have no friends, are very unhappy, probably smell strange, wear unflattering clothes, and never talk. Really there is an endless list. They often don't do well in school, and have nothing going for them (no friends, not attractive, not good at school, no sports, not outgoing, etc...).Don't be nice to the weird kid, they'll stalk you for life, and when you don't pay enough attention to them, they'll snap. But don't be mean either, because they'll snap on you as well. Just try and remain anonymous. Stay out of their way or they will latch on to you. I really stress that last part. Some of them are really fucked up.
This is not to be confused with the other kind of weird kid. The one that likes anime and wears bright clothing and is very loud and has loads of friends and is happy. These are harmless and probably mentally stable. Most of them are very nice.
Kid 1-I got put with the weird kid for my science project, but I told the teacher I have OCD and the only one who can make a project good enough to turn in is me, no one can help.
Kid 2- I'd do the same, to them being partners for a project would be like signing up to be best friends for life. Really it'd be like signing up for a stalker, who'd eventually kill you in your sleep.
Kid 1- Ya...
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When somebody judges sex, is really dumb, or is just plain weird. SOOO, don't be. Never be a piece of shit. That is also super weird.
Kid: Lets play with my dollies!
Teen: Blechhhhh no!!
Kid:Are you gonna go have sex or whatever?
Teen: UHH WHAT YOU ARE SUPER WEIRD!!
Kid: Did you know 2+2=FISHY FISH TACOS?!
Teen: YOU SERIOUSLY ARE SUPER WEIRD!!!!!!!
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Daily handpicked words on urbandictionary.com. These chosen words are admittedly clever, but are marked by the fact that no one actually uses these words in real life. Probably just some bored schmuck noticed a pun and then reverse created a definition that sort of fits.
Easily identified by being an entry with just one definition, though, inexplicably, it is popular enough to make the front page.
Samantha: "I'm in such a 'manager trois' that my 'bio-illogical clock' is stressing me out! I need some 'boytox' or at least to indulge my 'netaflixia,' stat!"
Jessica: What the hell are you talking about?
Samantha: Oh don't you read the urbandictionary.com word of the day? I do and I am so cool because of this simple fact
Jessica: You're not as cool as you think--those are just "weirds of the day"
Me: Poo parkour? Blogosfear? MeDD? Who picks these things? What a weird of the day.
For further examples, see this post.
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Person 1: Have you heard Weird Al's newest parody?
Person 2: No, but have you heard the god of comedy's newest parody?
Person 1: That is Weird Al...
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To act in a strickingly odd or unusual character; Unique actions and thoughts; thinking outside the box
"Hey let's get weird for this science project!"-Sam
"Yeah! Our project is going to be the best because it'll be so orginal!!"- Larry
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