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not acting normal, temporary schizophrenia, to make "normal" people feel uncomfortable, nervous, or awkward
"this party sucks, everyone here sucks...i don't know how to relate to these people"
"get weird"
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No, it's none of this shit of being indie or scene or emo. If you're a weird kid you have no friends, are very unhappy, probably smell strange, wear unflattering clothes, and never talk. Really there is an endless list. They often don't do well in school, and have nothing going for them (no friends, not attractive, not good at school, no sports, not outgoing, etc...).Don't be nice to the weird kid, they'll stalk you for life, and when you don't pay enough attention to them, they'll snap. But don't be mean either, because they'll snap on you as well. Just try and remain anonymous. Stay out of their way or they will latch on to you. I really stress that last part. Some of them are really fucked up.
This is not to be confused with the other kind of weird kid. The one that likes anime and wears bright clothing and is very loud and has loads of friends and is happy. These are harmless and probably mentally stable. Most of them are very nice.
Kid 1-I got put with the weird kid for my science project, but I told the teacher I have OCD and the only one who can make a project good enough to turn in is me, no one can help.
Kid 2- I'd do the same, to them being partners for a project would be like signing up to be best friends for life. Really it'd be like signing up for a stalker, who'd eventually kill you in your sleep.
Kid 1- Ya...
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When somebody judges sex, is really dumb, or is just plain weird. SOOO, don't be. Never be a piece of shit. That is also super weird.
Kid: Lets play with my dollies!
Teen: Blechhhhh no!!
Kid:Are you gonna go have sex or whatever?
Teen: UHH WHAT YOU ARE SUPER WEIRD!!
Kid: Did you know 2+2=FISHY FISH TACOS?!
Teen: YOU SERIOUSLY ARE SUPER WEIRD!!!!!!!
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Daily handpicked words on urbandictionary.com. These chosen words are admittedly clever, but are marked by the fact that no one actually uses these words in real life. Probably just some bored schmuck noticed a pun and then reverse created a definition that sort of fits.
Easily identified by being an entry with just one definition, though, inexplicably, it is popular enough to make the front page.
Samantha: "I'm in such a 'manager trois' that my 'bio-illogical clock' is stressing me out! I need some 'boytox' or at least to indulge my 'netaflixia,' stat!"
Jessica: What the hell are you talking about?
Samantha: Oh don't you read the urbandictionary.com word of the day? I do and I am so cool because of this simple fact
Jessica: You're not as cool as you think--those are just "weirds of the day"
Me: Poo parkour? Blogosfear? MeDD? Who picks these things? What a weird of the day.
For further examples, see this post.
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Person 1: Have you heard Weird Al's newest parody?
Person 2: No, but have you heard the god of comedy's newest parody?
Person 1: That is Weird Al...
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To act in a strickingly odd or unusual character; Unique actions and thoughts; thinking outside the box
"Hey let's get weird for this science project!"-Sam
"Yeah! Our project is going to be the best because it'll be so orginal!!"- Larry
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The act of having sex in an unusual place or way. Usually the place is vile or disgusting.
Debbie, how do you feel about getting weird in that dumpster?
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