Whatever fords your river.

similar to "whatever caulks your wagon", both taken from the classic Apple II Game Oregon Trail. Both mean "Whatever makes you happy"

Me: I'm gonna kick that ginger.

Hunter: Hey man, Whatever fords your river.

whatever packs your pipe

Synonymous with whatever floats your boat

I Invited some friends to go see some music with me and they said, "we would rather go to a movie." I replied, "whatever packs your pipe."

Whatever drives your bus

In the same vein as 'whatever floats your boat'. This phrase is useful when talking back to bus drivers. It's the same thing as saying 'Whatever makes you happy', but this version is more sarcastic and rude.

Bus driver: I'm going to have to ask you to get off the bus. You are bothering the other passengers.

Milly: Whatever drives your bus, man.

whatever lights your candle

see whatever floats your boat

god i love cheese..
whatever lights your candle

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whatever floats your boat

This is a phrase that often means whatever "soothes your soul" or whatever "works best" Aka- Whatever you feel like doing.

So Amir what do you feel like doing tonight? Whatever floats your boat man.

This DDR song is really floating my boat.

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whatever butters your biscuit

basically synonymous with most other phrases fitting the pattern of "whatever __ your __," such as whatever floats your boat

can I substitute cheese grits for hash browns?

sure, whatever butters your biscuit.

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whatever tickles your pickle

whatever you want!

also:
Whatever Humps Your Camel
Whatever Floats Your Boat

me: What do you feel like doing today?
friend: Anything man, whatever tickles your pickle.

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