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When your girlfriend is on top of you during intercourse and she does a full 360
Stacy and I got freaky doing the Wind Turbine
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The act of stretching the human scrotum into a traingle, similar to a sail on a wind surfer. Usually acheived by taking each teste and pulling them down and apart simultaneously. The resultant shape has no use whatsoever.
"So Ted, i noticed you didnt call back last night"
"Yeah i was busy making a wind sail"
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When a womans vagina is so large, that when they spread their legs, all surroundings get sucked into it. Think Miroku from Inuyasha.
"-What!? You cheated on me? WIND TUNNELLLLLL"
"No! Watch out for the bees!"
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a) the acts involved in flatulence fetish...aka fart play.
or
b) intentionally making a vagina expel compressed air
a) Did you hear that your ex lets his new boyfriend fart on him..? Ya he told me he's a wind surfer.
b) My boyfriend likes to do it doggy style so it makes me quiff..he's in to wind surfing.
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The fart that you held in all night, possibly because of the way that you were sleeping. Often potent and grody, but can range anywhere from deadly stank to just a lot of noise.
Oh, dear god, my husband just broke morning wind and it was so foul, I spewed last night's taquitos all on our new rug!
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The want-to-be-brass section who can't play loud to save their lives
"The trumpets are out playing you again wood wind section" said the band director
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a once decent deathcore band that displayed some signs of originality. they then decided to add copious amounts of breakdowns and an allegedly 'hot' female keyboardist and now are the subject of every bro and douchebag in the scene's wet dreams.
Also, Reloaded is the worst song on the fucking planet
Bill: Hey man, you head the new Winds of Plague CD?
Ted: Nah, im not a douchebag, bro, or easily influenced 15 year old. Plus every song eventually leads to the same breakdown. Why would anyone listen to it?
Try listening to: The Faceless, Necrophagist, Psycroptic, Origin, Spawn of Possesion or Dying Fetus
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