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The Food Reviewer (aka TFR) is an obese white teenager who "reviews" food. He is a world-renowned professional food critic, and has spent almost his entire life in culinary school. He was brought into the food business by Paula Surette, owner and CEO of Cakes By Paula. He creates youtube videos where he "reviews" food, and decides whether or not "It's a buy" after using his amazing taste skills to test the food. His culinary abilities put Bobby Flay and Paula Dean to shame. His most notable video is probably the Fruit Gushers review which has unfortunately been removed from his account. His videos have become highly popular, not because of their educational food information, but rather because of the humor of a fat boy reviewing junk food. I highly recommend his videos if you want to learn about the tastiness of Entenmann's Chocolate Donuts or if you simply want to laugh.
A typical clip from the food reviewer
"Ok, today I'm going to review fruit gushers"
*Inserts gushers into mouth*
"mmm"
"It's definitely a buy"
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Goldfish brand chedder snack crackers, this is attributed to the overall "cheapness" of the product.
To keep the hungy children from rioting, we gave them jew food. This kept them happy and saved us money.
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(N) Junk food that gives emotional comfort to the one eating it
I was asked what I wanted to eat for my birthday so I chose pizza, hot dogs, and a side of macaroni and cheese because they are my favorite junkfort foods.
I had a lovely Fish Taco from the Muff Diner last night.
Real Cuntfort Food.
Delicious!
Imaginary food that, were it real, would be sent virtually from one friend to another, ie. via email.
JohnSTAR says:
God, I'm hungry.
(L) Sally says:
I has ice cream :3
JohnSTAR says:
:( sendplz?
(L) Sally says:
*sends*
JohnSTAR says:
Yay, virtual food!
someone who consistently steals other peoples food; especially prevalent among male college-age roommates.
I had leftover pizza in the refrigerator but now its gone. My roommate is such a food bandit.
Food with a lot of starch, and a lot of high-fructose corn syrup, for they also bear little nutritional value.
"That instant iced tea mix you just made counts as junk food."
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