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1. A native to Kashyyyk in the act of opening and closing his/her eye deliberately.
2. A term used to describe the horrifying image of being brown-eyed by someone with an exceptionally hairy backside. Technically only a "winking wookie" when the perpertrator tightens and releases their sphincter in the process of the act.
Jesse: Hey guys, have you seen my winking wookie?
Daniel: No, what's a winking wookie?
Jesse: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I haven't introduced you.
Bends over and reveals
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A word to describe a nest of Pakistani's who steal your benefits, while simultaneously stealing your job
Guy A: "Hey did you see that nest of sand wookies infesting Bradford?"
Guy B: "Do you mean the entire population?"
{sand} {wookie} {Bradford}
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Step 1: Find a hairy man.
Step 2: Shave hairy man entirely.
Step 3: Gather all the shavings in your hand.
Step 4: Give the freshly shaven man a hand job.
Step 5: Pat yourself on the back.
After I had a bad day at the hair salon, I decided to take my clippings form the day and go give my boyfriend the wookie wack.
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The act of yelling like a wookie and running into a battle...
Tom: Did you just hear that?
James: Yeah I did, What was it?
Karl: That was just Dan joining the fight! Wookie it up!
Dan: GRRRRRAAAAGRAAAAA
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when a big girl has a fat and hairy snatch, a hairy vagina no man should ever go near. has been known to growl and rawr at first sight.
hey man would you bang her?
Ew she prolly has a wookie pookie!
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a person that is that a usually ugly, fat, sloppy, or looks bad.
Man1: That big bitch looks like cookie monster.
Man2: Fuck that. She a wookie monster.
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a drunk alaska native who is just walking around. wobbly wookies feed on captain morgan and listerine. avoid pulling out money while around them otherwise they might ask you for a dollar.
person 1:holy shit! another wobbly wookie!
person 2: quick! hide the listerine!
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