Your Face

An insult used for humor or annoyance.

Person 1: Dude, you're a jerk.
Person 2: Your face is a jerk.
Person 1: Your mom is a jerk.
Person 2: Your mom's face.
Person 1: Your mom's face's mom.
Person 2: Your mom's face's mom's jerkface.
Person 1: Your mom's face's mom's face's mom.
Person 2: Your mom's face's mom's face's mom's face.
Person 1: Well, your mom's face's mom's face's mom's face's mom! And my daddy can beat up your daddy.
Person 2: STFU JERK!
Person 1: Your face...
Person 3: Both of you STFU and post your conversation at www.urbandictionary.com
Person 1 and Person 2: Your face! *high five*

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In Your Dreams

A sarcastic way of responding to - or interrupting – someone who is busy telling you about their master plan and all the unrealistically fantastic things they think will happen to them. By using this expression you are suggesting the only place their desired outcome is likely to happen is in their dreams.

Daniels: One day I’ll be mayor of this city!

Smith: In your dreams! Who would vote for you?

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your mom

1. A part of the progrssion of insults. works best with "a whore"
2. Your female caretaker

Guy 1: its such a stupid movie.
Guy 2: your a stupid movie!
guy 1: your face is a stupid movie!
guy 2: your moms a stupid movie!
guy 1: your moms a whore.
guy 2: GODDAMNIT!!!

guy 1: why dont you get off drinking, man?
guy 2: i have to get off your mom first
random guy: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!

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your a boot

(Boot) is scottish slang for calling someone an idiot,slut,cow or many different variations

Your a boot, ya wee boot
F*ck off ya boot

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Your Mom

She gay fam

Person 1: i'm gonna say the n word
Person 2: your mom gay
person 1: i don't feel so good

below is a gif of your mom and her sister.

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your dad

Funny/annoying thing to say; or the comeback for girls. . Followed by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. best insult/ comeback in all situations

WARNING DO NOT USE IF THE PERSON'S DAD IS DEAD

Guy: What were you doing last night?
Girl: YOUR DAD!! OOOOOOOOOOH

Guy: weres my girlfriend?
Girl: with your dad!
Guy: My dad's dead
Girl. oh my god im so sorry
Guy: SIKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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your bummed

A term originating from an infamous World of Warcraft guild on the Stonemaul-US Server. Players from <YOUR BUMMED> are known for their relentless griefing, trolling, and racist pranks. The name of the guild comes from the term "bum" which refers to killing a player in the air, or in some other place where they cannot reach their body and are forced to spirit rez.

The expression "your bummed" has been generalized into an expression used when anything unfortunate happens to a player. The gramatical error included in the guild's name is there intentionally for trolling purposes.

"Don't let those fags from <YOUR BUMMED> in the raid, they're a bunch of assholes"

"You missed gladiator by 1 rank? Dag bro your bummed"

"I bummed this bad rogue yesterday, took a great screenshot of it for the forums"

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