Alabama Angler Fish

When you take a entire large mouth bass, cram it into your partner's vagina and fuck the fishes mouth.

Dude Debra let me give her a Alabama Angler Fish.

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saucy fish nips

Saucy fish nips are when you have very gross smelly nipples so therefore you have saucy fish nips

Wow jerry you have very saucy fish nips

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state fish of hawaii

whats the state fishh of hawaii? :)

humuhumunukunukuaPUA'A, yeah bitchhhh!

state fish of hawaii.

nuff' said.

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Dirty Fish Hook

When you surprise someone with a variation on a Wet Willy ... but instead of wetting your finger with your mouth, you wet it with your butt. And instead of putting it in their ear, you put it in their mouth.

Victim: "Oh, man... your finger tastes like crap!"
You: "Yeah -- you just got the dirty fish hook"

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fish 'n ship

A cool synonym for the Fishing Ship unit from Age of Empires II.

The word is a combination of the words 'Fish 'n Chips' (the famous snack from Urban London) and 'Fishing Ship'.

Tim: Daniel, stop attacking my fish 'n ships!
Daniel: Dude, you gotta learn some English.

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Rainbow Bic Fish

A sub species of a Bic fish, Rainbow Bic fish are usually 4 colours and have a natural habitat of a plastic water bottle, they require little to no care, and are unfortunately always confused with a bic pen in water. (To the uneducated)

Wow your rainbow Bic fish is looking stellar, thanks

Why do you have a pen in a water bottle ? It's not a pen it's a rainbow Bic fish

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Fish 'n' Chypocrite

A pescatarian aka A simpering faux vegetarian who blubs 'meat is murder' whilst chewing the face off a trout.

Penkwith: "Oh, I don't eat meat... I'm a vegetarian."

Blooto: "What's with the haddock?"

Penkwith: "Oh, I'm a vegetarian that eats fish"

Blooto: "Fish 'n' Chypocrite more like..."

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