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An annoying and/or stupid, idiotic person with beautiful sea green eyes.
Seaweed brain is so annoying!
One of the members of the r/camp half blood Discord Server and my amazing friend and boyfriend. We love you so much.
Jules: Hey Seaweed Brain.
Seaweed Brain: Wassup.
A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.
Symptoms:
* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.
* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions
Cures:
* Gardening
* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?
Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.
"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"
Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.
Brain-farted is when your brain lagged
Your joke was so Brain-farting
I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted
This act is performed on a recent deceased corps. First you sergically removing the brain then placing it in a blender mixing with fresh human excrement and seamen. You then begin to blend up with ice and serve up in a pint class which the u drink till ur hearts contempt!
Yo mate i could do with one those "chocolate brain shakes"that u made me the other day it tasted nutty which sent my taste bud wild.
When you constantly work and your brain is so hungover you need to take a break and have a "Brain Snack".
Bob: Damn, so much work, I need a brain snack
Bob (Sub conscious): Stop eating you fat slob