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Alex

Someone who likes a boy named Anthony, has glasses but is a nerd and ugly and sucks at basketball

“You’ve seen Alex?”
Ew thankfully not”

by Jackbooty6728 November 23, 2018


Alex

A person who epitomizes ‘young and dumb’ in nearly every way. They will start a conflict and try to frame you for being a douche, expecting their two faced and highly judgmental demeanor to help them coast through life on the backs of those they deems unworthy.
Unworthy of what? Unworthy of being better than an Alex, in any way, even if it is because she wishes she was a guy and you are one. But don’t let this insecurity make you think Alex’s aren’t entitled, but more so, don’t tell an Alex that they seem entitled in anyway. They tend to be very proud of their humility, because they ever have to be near someone they perceive as lesser, and to them, this is a feat of willpower, perseverance and modesty.

Dude, that Alex chick gave me a bj in the bathroom
Yeah, she filed a restraining order on me for trying to take her on a date first.
Shoulda just let Alex do what Alex wants, don’t you know they all think they cut the Gregorian knot?

by January 11, 2025


Alex

Alex is the other word for perfection. Enchanting blue as the sea drank, a beautiful smile. To his loved ones he is a hell of a valuable person you can always trust, but to strangers he can be rude, even vulgar. Alex is a playboy - he can have any girl he wants, but likes one that he will never have.

Paola:Alex you're so beautiful 😻
Alex: F*ck, just shut up

by Lalabala June 27, 2022


Alex

A drink made of Passion Fruit yuzu and a slice of Pickel

Let me drink this Alex

by falc36 December 31, 2022


Alex

Alex is a goofball who is afraid of touching his eyes. He is always in denial about needing glasses, despite squinting at everything from afar. His friends joke that he's afraid his fingers will poke his eyeballs out, but Alex just laughs nervously and insists he has perfect vision. Yet, everyone secretly knows he's due for an eye check-up sooner rather than later.

He is being an Alex again

by dex112233 March 22, 2024


Alex

Holy shit this guy is an amazing person. Great to talk to and an outrageously good fucker. He's also jacked as FUCK.

Hey there, Alex. You're so fucking sexy

by ALEX AKA ALEXANDER September 9, 2023


Alex

Nukes best friend obviously! And dating Jayci. Lmao

Nuke: “ you are dating Alex, Jayci
Jayci: “haha imagine being single loser”
Jayci is cool/gen

by Nukeepoo November 23, 2021