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The act a ruining a womans night with the lack of enthusiam and the unwillingness of your penis to perform well, if at all, and your fat belly and uncharming parts begin to show. Hence the woman is greatly pissed with unsatisaction and new found hate, yet feels sad she chose you on her own free will
She just asked him to take her home and Jeff said to her," I would dissapoint you all night long", she accepted and he did.
15👍 7👎
This is a game cheat code for Empire Earth that will give you 100,000 of all resources when entered during gameplay.
If you enter All your base are belong to us while playing Empire Earth you will recieve 100,000 of all resources.
119👍 99👎
Masturbating 8 or more times in a day.
Will: What are you up to this weekend?
Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.
9👍 4👎
Getting aggressive with someone for starting rumors or making rude unnecessary comments about how you parent your child/children!
Girl! Did you see Julie Going All Cardi B On Her? Lonnie should know better that to come at her as a mother!
When you pour eggnog in your Hamms, get a blowjob, take a sip of your Hammsnog, then break the glass over her head.
Last night was crazy! Susan and I did the “dear Santa, I want it all”!!!
A romance movie that I love very much. I wish my love life was like this. Noah is super cute and Lara Jean is an amazing actress! They are both great! If you haven't watch "To All The Boys I Loved Before" then you're missing out! Btw Noah is very hot as a kid in the movie and he's hot grown up too! He got dem abs if u kno wat I mean!
Dude have you seen the movie "To All The Boys I Loved Before?
No I haven't!
You should watch it!
When your girls on her period and you still finna smash so you throw on a condom. After you have awesome sex and she cums you're left with a blood covered condom that looks like a red balloon and it has sperm cells floating in it from you cumming
Person 1:And then after I blew it up and told her "we all float down here"
Person 2: ahhh That's sick imma do that with my girl
Person 1: do it with me daddy
*gay sex happens*