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The preface in which Michael Jackson laughs because he has seduced a child and is thinking about said child's anus within his cranium, typically when there are some children spending time at his house.
Normally one wouldn't think of these words put together, with the exception that you are sitting alone in your room, bored as hell and googling random words, in which you might end up finding this in the depths of the urban dictionary, where you have spent hours looking up your name, your dog's name, your friends' names and going down a rabbit hole where you find things like charizarding and saucebag, eventually arriving here, at anal cranium hee hee.
Tod Scrotum: Hey Michael, what are you thinking about?
Michael Jackson: *in a soft tone* not much, just some anal cranium hee hee.
Tod: Oh cool, i was thinking about how much i hate Bianca.
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This is a very godly insult. No other insult can beat this.
Ted: ur mom gay
Timmy: ur dad lesbian
Ted: ur granny tranny
Timmy: ur grandpap a trap
The whole earth is shaking.
Ted: ur sister a mister
Timmy: ur brother a mother
Ted: ur niece obeser
Timmy: ur aunt a crossiant
Antarctica is the first continent to collapse and burn up.
Ted: ur uncle nick has no dick
Timmy: ur family tree LGBT
Ted: ur poo LGBTQ
Timmy: ur family reunion homosexual communion
All of the Earth except Timmy and Ted's homes have collapsed.
Ted: ur ancestors incestors
Timmy: ur genome gives gnome dome
Ted: ur god a fraud
Timmy: ur genus likes penis
Ted: ur social media penile encyclopedia
Timmy: ur family vacation anal penetration
Ted instantly dies and explodes into dust. All of the Earth except Ted returns back to normal.
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When someone is physicly raping a monkey in the rectum while fingering their own bum hole
Ryan is such a anal hole raping butt monkey
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when someone farts, and the smell of it smells like a mix of blood piss and jizz. this usually happens after anal sex in both men and women. More commonly used in messaging as ABJPF.
"Andrew that's a nasty anal blood jizz piss fart!"
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an ass hole covered with shit.
use this as an insult and people will not know what to say back.
person: you eat dick as a sport
you: 'you are a fieces encrusted anal orifice'
person: ........
you: *grins wickedy*
person: ugh...
you: *mic drop*
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Verb for the noun 'butt pirate'
That butt pirate is so good at it, they have a Ph.D. in anal piracy (a.k.a. butt piracy).
September 2nd. The day to give or receive an allotment for anal sex
Today’s September 2nd. Got an allotment for anal that I could borrow for International Anal Sex Day? I used my banked days during the pandemic at the sailing dock.
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