The liquid inside a woman's mouth that she forces inside your mouth when you're thirsty or parched.
I had no water left to drink when I shoved my pre-work out powder into my mouth. The girl next to me came over to shoot her shot but instead of a water bottle she grabbed my chin and tilted my head back and gave me all her bird slurp.
Verb. Licking a clit whilst inserting two fingers into a vagina that only has hair around the outer lips.
Last night I gave her the old Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush.
A container designed to be filled with bird seed to feed wild birds; A phrase commonly used by people of northern Ontario that the idjits in Fennlon Falls know nothing about
"Oh go fill up the bird fooder the chickadees are back"
Someone who has absolutely nothing better to do and is so bored that anything would preferable to the current situation
Man I'm bored but Connor over there is a plain as day bird fucker
why the heck did you even type this? this literally means a bird pooping its self explanatory ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋
Why are you watching a bird pooping on youtube you creep
A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".
Fuck dude, you made me give myself a bird bath when you walked in on me earlier.
The act of shitting in a urinal
Hey Depo, all the stalls were full so I had to bird bath the urinal.