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Bro jit trippin

A sentence of sarcasm after someone points out the obvious

β€œHey! did you know hitler killed himself?” β€œNawwww bro jit trippin right here”

by YourLocalRat March 4, 2022

13πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


u mad bro?

A phrase used by unfunny unoriginal douche bags who can't think of a decent comeback in an argument.

Arguer: -Insert witty comeback that would cause an audience to go "OHHHHHHH!!!!"-
Unoriginal Douchebag: lol u mad bro?
Arguer: "FFFFFF-"

by johnny cade the fourth December 22, 2011

161πŸ‘ 198πŸ‘Ž


Hoes before bros

Rules for girls, don't ditch your friends to get the boy you like. Or if two girls like the same boy, they don't fight over him.
Sisters before misters, hoes before bros, chicks before dicks etc!

Girl #1: I like him so much
Girl #2: I do too!
Girl #1: Hey! Hoes before broes, let's not take him any of us, cause that will just split us!
Girl #2: That's going to be hard, but I agree, sisters before misters, hoes before bros! I don't wanna lose you!
Girl #1: He's not worth a fight between us! Friendships always last longer!

by Aprilforevar June 25, 2011

71πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


Bro's Before Hoe's

When a male get's pussywhipped into being with a woman instead of another male, therefore putting "hoe'(s)" before the "bro's". This is contradictory to the rule. However the rule has a exception, bro's before hoe's can be disregarded if booty woulb be attained the same evening that the rule was broken.

In short: Don't put women before men unless you will be getting some.

David put his friends LAN above going to the movies with his girlfriend therefore adhering to the rule Bro's before Hoe's.

by Naccache December 20, 2008

20πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Cool story bro

A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.

Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro

by Rihanyce May 24, 2010

151πŸ‘ 187πŸ‘Ž


passport bro

A gentleman who knows what Saturday’s are for but can also enjoy a vegan burger

what a bro... nah he’s a passport bro.

by Seymourbuts March 17, 2018

21πŸ‘ 326πŸ‘Ž


Sorry for lifting bro

"Sorry for lifting bro" (SFLB) is statement used to respond to your friends that are trying get you to engage in other activities than going to the gym to training.

"Sorry for lifting bro" can also be used as a rebuttal to jealous comment from other gym goers that make negative comments about you physique to make them selves feel better because they cannot put in the hard work required to achieve similar results.

In short, its a kind way to tell those that are trying to distract or discourage you from reaching your fitness goals to, "go f#$& themselves" and no matter what they say or do, they will not be able to keep you from reaching your fitness goals.

Friends: "you should skip the gym and we should go out and get wasted"
You: "Sorry for lifting bro" Then take a picture of yourself working out while they are partying and send it to them with the caption "sorry for lifting bro"

Guy in the gym: "you're only bigger than me because you have better genetics"
You: "Sorry for lifting bro"

by Mr Fitness August 24, 2014

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž