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A saying pioneered by Carruso implying something is smooth like butter, or perfect / clean
*Scores rocket league goal*
Drone - "It's just like butter and cream"
When you pull out and evenly distribute your load across the girl’s stomach, then jump on top of her and squirm around while yelling, “Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!”
Me: Yo that chick I banged last night won’t text me back.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.
A sex act where the man dips his testicles (one at a time) into the consensual sex partners anus and proceeds to then put said testicles into the parters mouth. The brownish fecal matter on the testicles gives the scroctum the appearance of being two scoops of peanut butter
Last night we were so drunk that she let me give her two scoops of peanut butter. We were both so ashamed this morning
The pasty formation consiststing of Smegma and moist anal drippings that collect in or around the male genitalia.
After the gang bang I had so much peanut butter woo woo built up I needed a putty knife to get it off
A clever nickname you give your friend when they are being silly and you’re feeling funny . This nickname can be used when you feel like it. This nickname is a good connotation so you want to be a peanut butter barfey baby.
“Oh karly you’re my peanut butter barfey baby”
“You’re such a peanut butter barfey baby”
A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)
To get even with my ole buddy Brian I believe I'll give him a Peanut Butter Hand-Shake
When your girl eats smucker’s jam out of your Anus while jerking you off with whole wheat bread
“Hey babe, can I get one of your world famous peanut butter jelly sammiches”?