Step 1 : Piss in the snow to make hole
Step 2 : Drop a deuce in that hole
Step 3 : Pour some Frank's Red Hot on it
Step 4 : Whip your dick out
Step 5 : Go to pleasure city
Hey man, I was really lonely last night so I did the red hot chocolate Eskimo and I gotta say...it was the best orgasm of my life.
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You can eat chocolate all day on the 29th of october
You eat chocolate all day week
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A pie that is made out of poop, as seen in The Help.
I gave her a Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie and she at two slices!
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Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?
Movie that came out on July 15,2005. Johnny Deppstarred in it as Willy Wonka, Despite Common belief this movie is not a remake on the original movie but a movie based on the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Oh Jeez johnny Depp is fine in Charlie and teh Chocolate Factory.
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A word used when you forget the name of something that is or sounds very nasty!
This phrase would take the place of it.
"Did you just billsonate all over my chocolate covered potato salad, Billson ?
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The act of vaginal penetration via doggy style during which the female excretes fecal matter for lubrication upon the male's penis.
Dave: So what did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: She gave me a little Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory.
Dave: You mean where she shits on your dick to lube it up real nice?
Aaron: That's the one!
Dave: NICE!!
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