When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot
The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.
Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.
The act of crapping on a sexual partner's back, then laying atop them to spread the cream.
"The wife and I tried a Bourbon Cream last night!"
When your girl is jerking you so good you shoot a massive load of cum out of your dick
I gave anthony such a good cream Canon last night
When a man cums in his hand and slaps the other person in the face.
1) Oh, time for dessert!
2) Ooh, baby, what are we having?
1) Cream cheeks….
2) What?
1) Cream……cheeks! (then slaps them in the face with a hand full of cum)
when she creams and it funnels back to her butthole
I had my girl doin a cream buttowski last night, dawg!
The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.
Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.