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When you have a stomach bug and shit yourself in your sleep and stay asleep through it.
I had a bad stomach bug last week and woke up to a sleeping dragon.
An anthropomorphic dragon species created by furries that is covered in fluffy fur and has fluffy cat-like ears. This species was created by Deanna Biesemeyer
F1: Bro what's your sona?
F2: It's a Dutch Angel Dragon named "Azarath"
your first real love, your darkest nightmare
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.
*some time later*
SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.
---5 long years later---
SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?
SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...
PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...
PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...
PijimSammy: Crap!
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!
Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.
*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*
...
???: Not today.
When you throw up out of your mouth and it comes out of your nose at the same time
Bro after that party last night I pulled a chunder dragon in the bathroom when I got home
A three-some where: person #1 is performing oral on person #2 while having sex with person number #3 , while the #3 is licking the rectum of person #2 simultaneously with #1 doing oral.
Person #2 talking to his brother: man, Sidney and Oliver played me like a double headed dragon last night!
Brother: oh yeah?!
Person #2: yeah man, my bed was a literal slip and slide and my knees didn't work for hours after!