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Your mother taking it up the butt from a large donkey.
That the hardest damn mexican donkey screw I've ever seen.
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a mexican that just had anal sex and the girl shit on his little pepe
"odolay homess last night this bitch ay.. she gave me a mexican chili dog so i capped her ass in the head ay.."
10 seconds later...
"hey cabron u wanna go get some wienerschneitzels?"
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The act of receiving pubical hairs in your teeth.
John gave Cheryl some serious mexican dental floss last nite at the orgy.
tf
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Being to cheap to afford a real cell phone, you go to the toy section in Wal-Mart and buy a 2 way walkie talkie.
Pedro, can you hear me? Testing, Testing! Jose I can hear you - our Mexican Cell Phone works!
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The ring around the wifes eye from the husbands fist. a black eye.
Did you see that puta? she has a big ass Mexican wedding ring foo. she must have talked a gang of shit.
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When someone takes note of a particularly voluptuous pair of breasts, and is so transfixed by them that they are unable to look away for more than a few seconds at a time. This leads to repeated head jerks back and forth in the direction of said breasts....the mexican leche dance.
My buddy was at the bar last night and didn't get any numbers, but he was doing the Mexican leche dance all night long.
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has to occur within a threesome (MFF). Get one all all fours..
get the other one on top of the bottom one on all fours
get the bottom one to crwl while you hammer down on her and eat on the other ones taco
can throw a chiwawa in there but gets complicated.
Took a little ride on the "mexican golf cart" this morning.
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