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the rock with hair is a mythical creature that no one remembers
he is dangerous because he could use his special power move the eyebrow raise.
the eyebrow raise throws the opponent in the air and bombards them with memes
person 1 "hey have you seen the rock with hair?"
person 2 "he had hair?????"
person 3 "RUN HES COMING"
the rock with hair 'raises eyebrow'
everyone in a 100 mile radius "ahhh help me!! too many taco bel noises"
Without a care in the world, thinking your slick, thinking you're untouchable, too comfortable
Don't be caught out here slippin' with your hair brushed back.
Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct
Unshaven armpit hair on a woman.
Once I saw her hair pants I knew she was smuggling hair grenades under that shirt!
A mystic being that messes up your hair whilst sleeping. See: Tooth Fairy or Sandman.
(A little boy wakes to discover his hair is disheveled)
Mom: Wow Riley, Rocko the Hair Fairy got you good!
The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.
Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.
So you don’t get too close to another guy
Why do guys have leg hair? So you don’t be gay and get too close to another guy