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Feeling mental after busting a fat nut
"Sorry Mrs. Lewis, I can't do todays equations due to my severe nut brain."
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When you nut and nothing comes out, usually after you’ve spanked the plank a couple of times in a row.
Hey Chris last night I had a clean nut, it was great I didn’t have to clean anything up!
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When a man's testicles are hit so hard they rise up into the stomach, creating a gut nut. Gut nut often occurs during a break up, after your girl catch you cheatin.
Guy no.1
"yo hummie, ya hear how Jackie kicked Jamel in the nuts after she caught him cheatin with her mum"
Guy no.2
"Yeah I heard she kicked him so hard she gave him a gut nut!"
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Some one who tries to or does nibble nuts.
DUDE YOUR DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO MY NUTS YOU NUT NIBBLER!!!!
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expect the kind of shit you'd normally expect from that jack bollocks.
Jack is a gunk nut..
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When a person is burping up Burger King onion rings, at a Dave Matthews tailgate, like nothing else.
I'm burpin' up these onion rings like nuts and elves
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When you are so focused on the plot of a porn or your too busy speed scrolling through it, you end up blowing your load and not realizing it. You could swear nothing happened, but there is cum all over.
I was so focused on the step sibling’s family painting in the background, that I ended up busting a ghost nut.
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