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Fire Porn is when a man roasts his penis in a fire like a marshmallow and his girl or boyfriend sucks or eats his penis
Did you have fire porn last week?
Yeah that’s why my crotch looks like a girl
i, the porn wizard, bless you all with infini-porn! as a token of my love and adoration to my husband; the angsty timekeeper.
the infinity represents that time has no beginning and no end. the porn is self explanatory 🌚
∞🍆 is a concept describing something without any bound, or something larger than any natural being 👀 and has n o e n d. philosophers have speculated about the nature of the infini-porn, one of whom has proposed many paradoxes involving infini-porn and one who has used the idea that infini-porn, even in small quantities, leads to exhaustion. this idea is also at the basis of infinitesimal dick energy
at the end of 19th century, ur mum introduced and studied infinite positions and infinite penises, which are now an essential part of the foundation of smexy times. for example, in modern porn, a dick is viewed as h u g e, and the power of infini-porn is larger than the universe itself. it is omnipotent. it could be it’s own being. thus the concept of infini-porn refines and extends ( 🍆🍆 much like a dick) the old philosophical concept. it is used e v e r y w h e r e. even in areas you would least expect.
church (y’all are sinners) and pornhub but that’s not really a surprise. for example, 50 shades of grey uses the very existence of infini-porn as a major plot point.
the concept of infini-porn is also used in physics and the other sciences (especially biology ;3 )
A condition where people are born with feet where each toe is longer than the other from the pinkie to the big toe in an ascending direction. Feet like this are accentuated especially when the big toe sticks out like a sore thumb. These feet are called porn feet because in most porn videos the actors always happen to have these kinda feet. Hence…porn feet.
Jake has porn feet
Alyssa has a foot fetish and only dates men with porn feet.
A shitty laptop infested with viruses, likely used for searching up porn.
Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.
Porn filmed with a camera on the ground looking up. Creating an illusion that the subject is gigantic. Enabling the ability to view pussy and tits that appear to be huge!
I enjoy gigantor porn because it looks like someone is standing directly over me!
An orange and black website for watching sexy videos
Happ and Blue both like to watch Porn Hub on the daily.