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Hidden rule 101: Only newfags refer to rule 25.
Person A "that doesn't make any sense..."
Person B "yes it does!"
Person A "...rule 25"
Person B "you dumbshit only newfags use rule 25"
Person A "whatever"
Person B "yeah its hidden rule 101"
Person A "fuck you"
on this day (march 11th) all rules in a discord server are enforced twice as strictly, breaking a rule will result in TWO warning and will be treated as if you broke the rule twice.
me: GUYS DONT GO ON DISCORD TOMORROW
everyone: why
me: DISCORD RULE DAY IS TOMORROW
everyone: P A N I C
Drool unto others as you would have them drool unto you.
Donald was a proponent for the Tardinal Rule as he salivated over his audience of morons.
The unwritten rule that everything is Nez’s fault.
There’s a global pandemic, must be rule 69.1
a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.
NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
For every meme that exists, there is an otomatone version.
“Hey, why are these meme otomatone videos everywhere.”
“Rule 0t0mat0ne man.”
A guy shouldn't wear jeans to his girlfriend's house, instead he should wear sweatpants or shorts so that way it's easier for her to feel him or see when he gets hard.
Girl: when you come over, follow the jean rule!
Boy: what's a jean rule?