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Rock and a hard place

Having to choose between two undesirable situations

Some of David Letterman's female employees were caught between a rock and a hard place; They either had to sleep with a cranky and humorless old man or risk getting passed over for promotions by women that were.

by Mr Wilhelm October 8, 2009

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you my rock

My baby, my ride or die, my female

Damn girl you my rock

by TeamK9 December 27, 2017


Party rock is in the hou

se tonight

Everybody just have a goo

Party rock is in the hou

by Averageredditor64757 December 11, 2020


rock n shot

when u go to say waddup to one of ur frends and u go to shake dere hand.. both people interlock thumbs and slide out into a snap ending with der fingers makin a gun shape.

yooo de new rock n shot shake is tufff, ayybody doin it..even dem stubborn gyall dem gon be doin it up just noww.

by Bodmon Brownzzz April 5, 2008


Rock Star Retarded

The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.

Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"

by JoMo B Ho August 4, 2010


fake plastic rock

Noun. Of or relating to the video games Rock Band and Guitar Hero, in which players manipulate fake plastic instruments as if they can actually play.

Yo, this Friday night at my place, it's fake plastic rock!!

by AL9000 January 25, 2009


rock 'n' rule

when something rocks the casbah, you might say it really does rock 'n' rule!

this song is kickass, it really does rock 'n' rule.

by lyricallie May 23, 2007