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The act a ruining a womans night with the lack of enthusiam and the unwillingness of your penis to perform well, if at all, and your fat belly and uncharming parts begin to show. Hence the woman is greatly pissed with unsatisaction and new found hate, yet feels sad she chose you on her own free will
She just asked him to take her home and Jeff said to her," I would dissapoint you all night long", she accepted and he did.
15👍 7👎
This is a game cheat code for Empire Earth that will give you 100,000 of all resources when entered during gameplay.
If you enter All your base are belong to us while playing Empire Earth you will recieve 100,000 of all resources.
119👍 99👎
Masturbating 8 or more times in a day.
Will: What are you up to this weekend?
Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.
9👍 4👎
Getting aggressive with someone for starting rumors or making rude unnecessary comments about how you parent your child/children!
Girl! Did you see Julie Going All Cardi B On Her? Lonnie should know better that to come at her as a mother!
When you pour eggnog in your Hamms, get a blowjob, take a sip of your Hammsnog, then break the glass over her head.
Last night was crazy! Susan and I did the “dear Santa, I want it all”!!!
A romance movie that I love very much. I wish my love life was like this. Noah is super cute and Lara Jean is an amazing actress! They are both great! If you haven't watch "To All The Boys I Loved Before" then you're missing out! Btw Noah is very hot as a kid in the movie and he's hot grown up too! He got dem abs if u kno wat I mean!
Dude have you seen the movie "To All The Boys I Loved Before?
No I haven't!
You should watch it!
A phrase used to describe a general or specific discontent; a lack of physical or psychological comfort.
Person A: Damn, this is my last paper and a small stem poked through it. You got any?
Person B: Nah, sorry.
Person A: It's chill. We got these pipes and shit but still, I aint' got em' all.
Person B: Fuck it.
Person 1: Hey, how are you liking your Subaru WRX?
Person 2: It's cool but- 'I aint' got em' all'. My girlfriend's uncle died today and she's upset. She wouldn't give up the pussy and told me I was a prick for asking.
Person 1: Damn man. Well I can see why she thinks that.
Person X: It's definitely drab day after day. I'm always waiting for the start of something that brings the end. Life is a good, precious thing. But there are things that I miss, things that I used to feel and laugh at. 'I aint' got em' all', but I have what I have.
Person Y: For real.