Pardon My Back

what u say when your back is turned to someone while talking to them for whatever reason. proper etiquette

paco: aye wassup jay i aint seen you in a minute.
jay: wassup pac, pardon my back im doing something

james: yo jamal, don't tell me you forgot about me
jamal: who you, i don't think i know you but pardon my back homie im kinda busy

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holla back girl

A girl suffering from lordosis, an abnormal forward curvature of the spine in the lumbar region.

Damn, shes fucked up lookin and walks funny. Must be a holla back girl.

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THATS IT BACK TO MEXICO

When a mexican family is illegally crossing the border, and the kids are screaming, this it what the parents yell.

Mexican kid1: ohnoes lol TAG!
Mexican kid2: OHNOES!
Old, Stinky Father mexican: THAT'S IT, BACK TO MEXICO!!!
Both kids: OHNOES

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back seat surfer

A/the person standing behind you, trying to encourage you to click on a Youtube link that they want to see.

"Nooooo! Save Two Girls and A Cup for your own time, you back seat surfer!"

"Aww. I don't want to be Rick Rolled again. Quit being a back seat surfer."

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lower back bullseye

When a female has a tattoo upon her lower back, which is therefore deemed as a target for a male partner to ejaculate onto.

Me: I came on her lower back bullseye last night!
Dan: No waaay!

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knocking on the back door

n. when a man attempts anal sex without requesting verbal permission. Often involves either precursory acts such as foreplay (rimming, anal fingering) or preceding acts (spreading of ass checks, tapping head of penis on anus, pushing the tip of the penis onto the orifice without full insertion) to signal one's attempt at anal intercourse.

After doing it doggystyle with Jackie, I started knocking on the back door. She didn't object so I totally stuck it in her butt until she screamed.

Richard Johnson kept knocking on the backdoor last night in bed, but I told him to stop since I barely know him.

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get back down

1. the answer to an outrageous question 2. military term suggesting that one do more push ups 3. a phrase used to suggest or imply the ignorance of another 4. a request for more fellatio 5. three words that can be very annoying when said in a high pitch voice repeatedly

"You don't have any more beer, get back down!"

Q: "Sergeant, can I have tomorrow off?"

A: "Get back down!"

Q: "Did you cum baby?"

A: "Get back down!"

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