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Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner”
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…
When you get hurt so bad, your spine can be seen in your neck
My friend crashed his car, the doctors said he had a Neck Boner
A absolute legend with the aul hurl that gets unlimited bitches and loves lollipops like a true man. A Billy Boner is an absolute sex bomb.
Girl 1: omg is that Billy Boner with his iconic lollipop
Girl 2: OMG Billy Boners are so hot
Both:* swoon*
When a lady sees a man with a boner the lady also gets a boner
A man with a boner approaches. Man: Hey, sweetie pie! The lady sees the man's boner. The lady gets a boner. Lady: "I think i got a Lady boner"
When a girls gets turned on, or gets hard while peeing and makes it 10 times harder
Oh my God, Im peeing and I have a lady boner
A boner has to go up and down to be considered a bout. Like a boner roller coaster.
When the porn starts getting weird, you know it's going to be a boner bout.