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Something I'm getting right now...
Your fucking hot...
Here's a poem -
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When your around,
I pee out glue
I fucking have a boner that is impaling my gf's ass
Contrary to popular belief, a vagina
“Now put your erect weenie in my boner.”
Something teenage boys permanently have around all girls.
Tom:Jenny is so hot
Jenny:Do you have a boner you pervert!!
Tom:shit...
There's a type of Gacha heat boys can go through in real life, and it's called a boner.
A boner causes the penis/dick/cock/shlong to grow abt 5 inches or whatever
Im a girl so I don't really know much about it but I know that.
"When my crush sat on my lap I got a boner"
when your weiner gets hard as fucking diamonds, thus causing you to die an absolutely abysmal death if your sausage slammer is big enough. its also feasible that boners can give you brain damage by slapping you in the face, again, if your penile is big enough.
farticus gets a boner whenever a midget enters the room.