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When your ass itches, and the only solution is to shower. Usually caused by poor hygiene.
John: My butt is itching, and I took a shower..
Jim: You’ve got a scummy bum man..
When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take
Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”
The action that occurs when one bum touches another, creating a double bum.
See those guys over there, they're doing the double bum.
1. A word you commenly use when you are a wanna be ghetto 10-year-old.
2. Also used when you get all-net in basketball
1. Josh: Aww Jane stop being such a Bumnudge's friend.
2. Tyler: Ohh Bum-nudge, that was all in there!
Also known as a DHB! The majority of these bums tend to hang around major transportation centers in NYC such as Port Authority and Grand Central. As the name implies, they are holding doors open and most importantly, waiting for your generous tip.
Where the hell is a damn door holding bum when you need one? Not only am I going to have to touch a dirty door handle, but I’m going to miss my subway!
The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.
Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
Some who is a general suck-up cunt.
Person 1: He read his book on urban assemblage theory...
Person 2: Oh, what a bum tit!