The act of you or your partner getting your assholes blanched and then one of you gets on top of a bedrail, does a belly-faced-down 360 spin, and then your penis entering either the asshole, or the vagina of your partner
Dave: did you here what Tod and Jeremy did last night?
Xacian: No, but do I even want to know?
Dave: Probably not, but anyways Tod did his signature Bum Blanched Boomerang on Jeremy last night!
Xacian: ...You need some professional help, Dave.
Its something boys like you do to each other because your such a sicko homo and because in truth a girl wouldn't touch you anyway
Its not bum fun unless over 7 inches up
To wake up at a very early time
"Had to get up at sparrows bum crack"
a word used to describe really smelly idiots
hey smelly bum!
When someone passes wind/farts
A polite way of highlighting someone’s Flatulence.
Commonly spoken in the presence of children
(Someone farts)” oooh I’ve got a fluffy bum”
That one friend who always seems to make terrible callouts to his teammates, usually resulting in death.
poky bum head: "Guys, he's over there. Over there, over there."
Jack: "Where?"
poky bum head: "Over here, c'mon, hurry up. We're gonna die."
a 2020s slang word
a slut that gets thrown on their own bed by their daddy and one of the bed's wooden planks snap in half-
me: dude last night icb my gf grazed my ass-
my sister: y'think?- grazing your bum is quite cute- ♡