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When you receive multiple friend requests on Facebook of people wanting a “sexual shot” with you.
“I woke up to like 20 Facebook Tequila Shots this morning”.
When you are awake enough to engage in social media but not yet ready to get out of bed & face the real world (Facebook awake)
Great party last night , feeling it today though . Stayed in bed until noon but was (facebook awake) since 9:00
When you wake up & can use social media but not quite ready to get out of bed .
Ooh , heavy one last night . Didn't get up until noon but was facebook awake from about 8:00
When you work for a shitty 3rd party vendor performing certs, badges, and tokens for FB (didn't they die?) and your paycheck is withheld for at least six weeks, you "Take it to Facebook" by referring to your lack of a paycheck on your Status Update until it gets resolved.
My man works for this shitty 3rd party company which is a vendor of FB and if they don't pay him soon, he's gonna have to Take it to Facebook.
The idea that the political ignorant have been radicalized to become far-right fascists through social media and meme culture.
Carlos used to be a fanatic futbol fan, The Facebook effect turned him into a fascist who posts about far-right ideals that are destroying the lives of people like him.
When you recognize the name of someone in a conversation, but then realize that you only know them through facebook and have never actually met.
Disclaimer: Admitting this could cause you to sound like a creeper.
Person 1: Sorry we couldn't hang out, I was studying with (Insert Name) last night. Do you know him?
Person 2: Hmm, not by face, but I might know by Facebook.
Person 1: So that's a no?
Person 2: Pretty much.
Someone who can't help but write a spoiler as a Facebook status every time something momentuous happens in a popular series/movie, thus spoiling it for everyone else.
'That damn Facebook Spoilerist totally fucked up LOST for me'