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When you give your girlfriend laxatives and then anal her.
Erick: yo i bough some laxatives today and was thinking about trying a mud pie
Josh: thats sick bro just make sure she gives you head afterwards
Erick: thats genius bro
A play on the sexual act called the cream pie, where instead of cumming inside of your partner, you spread whichever office you wish to make your Mud Pie in, and thereafter shit inside of it, and there you have a "Mud Pie"
My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.
when u nut in someone’s ass and the nut mixes with there shit and then when they poop it looks like a pile of mud.
“yo last night my ass get railed and he nutted in me. few days later i had to shit and it was a mud pie.”
The act of eating dirty booty.
"Dude I just had Eli's grandma's mud pie last night"
When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.
Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.
When you dump your load in a bitch that’s on her period basically a period cream pie
My girlfriend was on her period but it’s okay she likes a good cherry pie
The act of giving your girlfriend a creampie when she begins her period.
Friend: "Hey mike did you give Zendaya a cherry pie?"
Mike: "You know it bro!"