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Marc: hey, is water wet?
bob: Yeah, are you retarded?
marc: no no just wanted to ask
bob: sure you did *eye roll*
Yes
in 1951, a scientist at bell labs named "Flint Lockwood" invented water. During this time, the world only ran on 5-hour energy. He coinied the term "wet" when he one time spilled water on his drippy shirt, because he said so. Today, water being wet is known to all the humans in the world as scientific law. A statement of fact.
Any that try to disprove it are eterenally no-brained
Person 1: Is water wet?
Person 2: 153.158.15.4
When you put your finger in your partner's ass and then stick it in their ear.
Similar to wet willie, but with ass juice. My lover gave me a wet streeter.
Going to fly fish on a nice summer day.
Wanna go hit 18 on the course today? Nah, let’s go hit the river and wet a fly.
Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.
People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.
Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
Wow, those Wet Splats were intense. I might not be able to fall asleep again after that.
When you remove your used condom, save it, and reinsert it when the girl is on her period. From there you proceed to throw it against the wall so it sticks.
My favorite move in bed is the Wyoming Wet Sock.
When a guy cums on his girlfriends/boyfriends belly button and they slurp it out with a straw
Babe let me give you a wet marker.