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Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.
My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.
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A shitty laptop infested with viruses, likely used for searching up porn.
Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.
Porn filmed with a camera on the ground looking up. Creating an illusion that the subject is gigantic. Enabling the ability to view pussy and tits that appear to be huge!
I enjoy gigantor porn because it looks like someone is standing directly over me!
spurs is absolutely shite, they need money to buy another southamericans or 2.0 sonheungmin
so they can win trophies
hmmmmmmmm i know sponsoring porn hub in front of our kit and like barcelona's unicef at the back of their kit we will also add a rule 34 website in our back of the kit and extra of other porn websites and also renaming our stadium into sex hotspur stadium wait just intercourse hotspur stadium, it's appropiate one, probably
great idea our money cash william flowing, we will not choke manshitster sheiky league and win ufo champions leageeu
and we also definitely having more fans!!!1
yes that was my idea, the boardzz will like it i hope i dont get sacked of course
years goes by
years goes by
no way doggggg we profit 1 billion$ !!!! pure cash no oil from arab
but you're still wondering to our fans right?
dont worry, they know the true of themselve like MU fans
porn addiction rate increases from 10% to 90% and they admit it
oh that's why janitor keeps complaining about sperms are everywhere in the stadium
not only that since then, everyone become addicted not just not our fans too
and they dont want admit it?
they aren't our fans dumbass and respect privacy...
but that influence was crazy as fuck
and is internet....
INTERNET IS INFESTED OF IT YOU FUCK
oh shit....
moral of the story: don't be that guy, who was sponsoring porn hub aka don't be instant.
An orange and black website for watching sexy videos
Happ and Blue both like to watch Porn Hub on the daily.
A website where you can see some pretty kinky shit
I went on porn hub last night it was so kinky that I had to clear my history