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House Becky

A leftist white woman who constantly defends unsavoury and/or racist black behaviour constantly, rejects her own culture and will always be there to condescendingly explain why we shouldn't hold the black community accountable.

Asian protestor: Well, I really think we need to hold the black community accountable for their role in Asian hate crimes.

House Becky: Nah, white supremacy is the reason that black people go around killing and assaulting Asian people.

by Fuckblackracism March 27, 2023


Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.

Come to my house or send poo

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022


Shit house

1A Cromwell Road, Malvern

Have you seen shit house?
Yeah, it’s so shit isn’t it
I’m so glad I don’t live there

by Shithousefan22 September 30, 2020


italian house party

A funeral/wake held by or for Italian-Americans

Sorry to hear about your ma. She was a saint. When’s the Italian house party? I’ll send some flowers.

by om3rta September 29, 2020


Pretzel House Republic

The great not-so-democratic country producing the best convoluted lye-treated dough product ever seen to mankind.

Major political and military power in parts of germany.

Pretzels are not to be ingested.

The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.

North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.

by Secretary fo alternative facts October 3, 2017


tree horse house cat

A tree horse house cat that likes to eat stars and ducklings.

That is a real tree horse house cat!

by 347 Hello there March 3, 2021


The Fun House

The Fun House is a game played by Spencer Pickstop inbetween taking engines out vans, where he would go for a crafty wank and at the end with a handful of ejaculate, run through the house, down the road to the local shop to buy some tissue without being rumbled by neighbours or family!

Rob "munxi" monks bumps into Spencer Pickstock outside the local shop. "What you doing Spencer" says Rob "it's The Fun House, hand full of cum, loo roll to be won... game" replys Spencer as he takes his man sauce into the shop!!

by Strange_ genetics March 26, 2020