eat your stump

Eating a dick

I'll eat your stump of your teeth haven't been all over it

eating cat

ALF Eats Cats

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me

Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.

Eat his cake

When a girl goes down on a guy's chia-pet's-length pubes that are longer than his now long forgotten penis.

Damn bra! That bish thought she was gonna get it good, but all she got to do was eat his cake.

bird-eating cloud

Minor character in Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon written by the almighty Strong Bad.

*chomp* *chomp*

Eating box

Jonah’s favorite thing to do, he takes pride in how much he loves it

Me: did you hit
Jonah: nah I was eating box all night

Eat bricks

When you get in an argument with someone and don’t speak with them for a certain amount of time

He pissed me off so now he’ll eat bricks until I get over it.