why do guys have leg hair?

So you don’t get too close to another guy

Why do guys have leg hair? So you don’t be gay and get too close to another guy

hair ankle

The part of your hair that reaches past the point of negative infinity and then turns in to the level of the wooly mammoth.

Did you see that hair ankle

Tie my hair like Chauntae

A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.

Tie my hair like Chauntae.

hair horny

When you notice how great everyone’s haircut and style and can’t stop noticing and commenting.

Bro #1: Dude your hair looks awesome today!
Bro #2: I know man you’ve told me already. Are you hair horny or something?

vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

hair gelling

Hair gelling is a sex position where one or multiple people cum into someone's hair and uses it as hair gel for the day.

Hey Steve. Me and Susie tried hair gelling last night.

I like your hair

They like your hair and want to run their fingers through it while cuddling and possibly firmly grabbing it while having hardcore but passionate sex.

Person 1 "I like your hat." - Person 2 "Thanks I like your hair."