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When a woman had crabs and someone goes down on her
Bruce was in the mood for all you can eat crab so he went down on Karen
A phrase used to describe a general or specific discontent; a lack of physical or psychological comfort.
Person A: Damn, this is my last paper and a small stem poked through it. You got any?
Person B: Nah, sorry.
Person A: It's chill. We got these pipes and shit but still, I aint' got em' all.
Person B: Fuck it.
Person 1: Hey, how are you liking your Subaru WRX?
Person 2: It's cool but- 'I aint' got em' all'. My girlfriend's uncle died today and she's upset. She wouldn't give up the pussy and told me I was a prick for asking.
Person 1: Damn man. Well I can see why she thinks that.
Person X: It's definitely drab day after day. I'm always waiting for the start of something that brings the end. Life is a good, precious thing. But there are things that I miss, things that I used to feel and laugh at. 'I aint' got em' all', but I have what I have.
Person Y: For real.
When you rinse your hair and the shampoo runs over your face.
Yo bro, I just washed my hair and I totally got sass all over my face!
Synonym for "it's cool" or "Don't worry about it"; phrase used to ease the mind of one who is concerned, or in response to an apology sorry
You don't have to worry about forgetting the dip, ''tis all goodeth in thine hoodeth.
This is the cruelest thing you could say to someone. No matter how lightly you saw it, Jesus will come back and shred the soul of your victim.
(Stephan is talking trash to you.) Stephan, all your ancestors child molestors!
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)
"Acceptably appropriate" version of "Jesus Christ and God Almighty". Often used by those who are used to being among polite company (and are kind of a nerd).
6-year-old in tux: *stubs toe* "Cheese and crackers got all muddy!"
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The fact that you will never have as many friends on myspace as Tom does. So you turn into a little emo kid or pretend to be a camera whore to get more friends on your list.
Or that Tom is brainwashing all your friends to become his brain servants to destroy the world.
Happykid: YES! i have 1 million friends!!!!1!!
Depressedemo1: So all your friends are belong to Tom.
Happykid: Nooooooo(turns emo)
Depressedemos: Good now lets go cut ourselves /wrist.
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