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At least I'm not into anal sex

A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-Γ -vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.

Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2021

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cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey

An imaginative insult that you call someone who's really...really...REALLY pissing you off.

Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."

Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."

Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"

Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"

Annoying Person: O_O

by Metalhead For Life November 7, 2006

55πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


queer anal butt fucking with vaseline

A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.

"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."

by ORLYGAYNLLOL January 4, 2006

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have anal sex with aux day

Have anal sex with aux day is when you must have sex with Auxhavoc or any individual with aux in their name.
This event starts on 19th of june to the 21st. :)

"Oh its have anal sex with aux day, What a sexy sexy man he is"

by godamnthatbootymassive July 20, 2022

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National ANAL JEOB WELCH DAY

Anal all the jeob welches our there

National anal jeob Welch day is great for taking something and analIng jeob with it because he’s gay

by ShortGiraffe292 November 2, 2019

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caleb jacoby hot sex anal vore

caleb jacoby hot sex anal vore is an action performed alongside caleb jacoby that is sexual in nature. It involves the steamy sexual intercourse between a partner and and unwilling caleb jacoby, where caleb jacoby is vored, specifically anally vored.

"Hey Jay, how was the caleb jacoby hot sex anal vore last night?"
"Oh it was hot. Hes so warm inside me right now. Think I'll anal birth him later UwU".

by Vietnam Jeff November 29, 2021

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Backwards Titty Fuck with an Anal Tongue Dart

Backwards Titty Fuck (BTF) with an Anal Tongue Dart (ATD)

A Backwards Titty Fuck with an Anal Tongue Dart (or BTF with an ATD) is when you lay a girl on her back, straddle her head with your legs, and backwards titty fuck her while her tongue darts your asshole.

by Max1000 January 14, 2011

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