dead clam

When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.

I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.

Dead Ouch

When you say ouch like 30 seconds after you get hurt

Hey Noah just did a Dead Ouch

on my homie dead grave

To put on you friend or like on my momma. To put something you say is true on a dead person/friend. Friend=homie

On my homie dead grave, I did not just do that.

dead chun

(adj): to describe strong feelings of perpetual existential crises, over-awareness of the anthropocene, and rajjyness about 95% of people

Ellen listened to another murder podcast and felt dead chun

dead chun

Adjective: to describe feelings of perpetual existential crises, helplessness in the face of the anthropocene, and eye-rolling about most things and people

Ellen listened to another murder podcast and felt dead chun

National smoke dead oppz day

Smoke ya dead oppz

It’s national smoke dead oppz day

National dead oppz day is the best holiday

smokin my dead

Smoking your dead folks

smokin my dead -I smokin on lotti he got me deady

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