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Obeise people that don't even care to shower. Usually this person's ass crack is always showing, making people put a bullet through their heads. This terribly compliments the person's constantly greasy hair, which looks like she dumped bacon grease on it.
Boy 1: Oh my god I just puked out my ass.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I just saw a Douche Grease Lard.
Boy 2: You're lucky you didn't die on the spot!
Douche Grease Lard: You know I can hear you
Boy 1 + Boy 2: AHHHHH MY DICK JUST DISINTIGRATED
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Someone sees Schrodinger's Douchebag on some tt slideshow, insta meme page, or anything else and assumes it's fake and posts it again. Or they just love reposting the same thing.
Post it three times, shame on no one. Post it five times, shame on you, ya Schrodinger's douchebag douche
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Donald Trump is the most Douchiest Douche Bag in the History of Bags of Douches. He kills kids with Sledge Hammers. He kills puppies and kittens with Napalm. He hates all black people. He bought an island off the coast of Florida where he practices Slavery.
ass hole who hates all black people. Bastardbigotracistnazi. He is the end all Douche Bag Maximus
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A contest resulting in a vote as to which douche-bag is acting in excess of the other at any given time!! Can be determined by who uses more cliches, looks more ridiculously metro, acts falsely positive in situations where it is uncalled for, or just lies a lot when unnecessary, etc.
guy 1: who do you think is a bigger douche, NM or GE?
guy 2: how would one determine that?
guy 1: we would have to hold a douche-bag-off I suspect.
guy 2: what aspects are we judging this time?
guy 1: today we will go with overall lifestyle douchbaggedness!!
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A very dirty South Florida queer reference, meaning a man that will sacrifice any orifice for the pleasure of another South Florida man.
Typically, the DJ Douch Bag (DJDB) trolls for twinks while scouring the web alone and naked in his living room, with the blinds shut, yet sightly open enough for the very masculine neighbors to potentially spot him.
Wow, we should never stop calling Humes DJ Douche Bag.
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a secret way of saying fuck.
must be said in a weird foreign accent for full effect.
also, must be said atleast once when you're shopping for shower curtains and going cozmic bowling.
Lindsay- hey Neika let's go jam at Steph's house!
Neika- cool, grab your guitar.
Lindsay- oh, i forgot it.
Neika- FOUCHE AND DOUCHE.
when Neika takes a big shit she calls Lindsay for some inspiration. Lindsay says "fouche and douche i'm coming to hold your hand."
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A girl with an especially fish poonani, often used by cressida ward because hers is rather fishy!
OH LORD ABOVE WHAT IS THAT STANK...Sniff, sniff, oh cressida Ward just came in..someone tell her to use that douche bag properly!
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