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an actor that is in fighting temptations with beyonce
an actor
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To gently place your balls across the bridge of your sleeping partners nose. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their face you say, "good morning beautiful!" Traditionally, executed before brunch. For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with the flying squirrel. Risks of this maneuver include, but aren't limited to; fecal debris left on forehead, receiver startled and causing injury to genitals, or broken noses. Avoid this maneuver following a night of Mexican/Indian food.
Like a ninja, Joe good morning beautifuled Kristi and said "Honey, we need to get up and go to brunch".
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statement shouted at sporting events by me. originated at a girls softball game to distract the other team.
"you get it good,you get it real good"
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A redneck that holds his guns, hunt'n, knives, drink'n and mud'n to the highest standard. These men often be-little women, take advantage of them in every way, are highly racist, sexist, ageist, and any other 'ist' that you can think of. They also care little about anyone but there close knit group of other fellow good ol' boys that will amount to very little. Future aspirations of a good ol' boy include: local butcher, pizza delivery boy, or bar back. Their family lineage is less of a tree and more of a stick, as it is common for them to procreate with a cousin or 2nd cousin.
Mike- "Hey Travis, Let's get all the good Ol' boys together and go see what kind of tail we can scrape up."
Travis- "Hey MiKe, that sounds like a swell idea but I just go diagnosed with herpes."
Mike- "that's ok, they dont have to know."
Travis - "Oh ya, why should I tell them?! Also let's go frog gigg'n after. "
Mike - "I reckon that sounds like a hootenanny of a time!"
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1. A phrase no one in America understands, probably from lack of bacon.
2. A greeting, as in
"What's new?"
or
"What's the story, morning glory?"
3. An excuse for people to blurt out their favorite word.
1. What's the good word?
American: What?
2. What's the good word?
Man, I just got herpes!
Shit son
3. What's the good word?
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!
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getting ur cock and wiping it on ur thunb and rubbing ur thumb on their topper lip.
jordan gave bronson a good batch
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short for "good job lookin' out for ______ (me, us)
Thanks.
Yo, man, my hair's a rats' nest today. Can, I borrow your Sox hat? Good lookin' out.
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