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the act of one person doing a hand stand naked and another performing a hand job to the hand-stander.
aww dude today's gymnastics was awsum i got a "hand stand job"
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As the Devil is left Handed, one could be considered his 'left hand man'. That is to say, the direct minion of The Devil is an extension of, and by virtue his, direct Left Hand.
I am The Devil's Left Hand. I do his bidding.
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When someone has no judgement on how many drinks/drugs they should have so they just keep grabbing for more, eventually taking too much & regretting it.
Sarah just can’t quit drinking with her grabby hands.
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an incredibly rare type of woman, who is able to give a man a handjob with her hands behind her back.
she steals your orgasm with her hands behind her back.
Jill & I took a bath together & she ended up giving me a handjob with her hands behind her back. I had NO idea she was a backwards hand bandit. SWEET.
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Getting caught cranking it right when you cum.
"Dude I was so horny, so I started jerking. Right when I exploded, my dad came into my room and I was caught white handed."
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When your so drunk and jerk off, ejaculate, and as soon as your done you pass out from the orgasm. When you wake up all the baby yogurt will have hardened and when you try to pull your fingers apart your hand will resemble a ducks foot.
"man you were so drunk last night, you gave yourself a nice duck feet hands"
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The white hand of justice begins with somebody dispersing ejaculatory fluids on their hand which they stick out the window of a moving car to hit somebody across the face getting it all over their face.
Fred saw Wendy walking down the street when he was driving so he gave her the white hand of justice as he passed.
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