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that phrase you shout when you something terribly unbelievable happens
Kid: I shot the retarded kid!
Dad: Jesus H. Fuck!
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that one Jesus from 21 jump street
"Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"
The demon of Jesus who lurks in your hallways at night 😈
“CREEPY JESUS IS GONNA GET ME”
Amazing. Just amazing.
The true definition to the word friend,
Julienne de jesus is not only the more hyper and crazy chaotic person you will ever meet but she is also the kindest most beautiful girl in the whole world. Although she’s been through some tough times her smile never fails to brighten the room. Julienne thank you for everything Girl Even if this seems cringe and sentimental I mean it. Love you girl 💗💗
“Is that Julienne de jesus? God she look’s like an Angel..”
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Someone that has a secret crush on a milf that he knows. Doesn’t have the guts too say it to here, but if Jesus had the chance he would have smashed that ass of Sonia when that leotard at the club was looking delicious that night.
Sonia jesus Marcos best friend really wants to express his fleeing with you
When someone is naturally strong/lean and never goes to the gym or has an open refusal to going to the gym.
“How’s he that strong he never goes to the gym?”
“I guess he’s just jesus built”
A bitch who likes a girl named yamileth Hernandez Cruz he gets his ass destroyed by his big daddy. A nickname for him is chucho
Dang he’s lil bro his name is Ricardo Jesues Torres Lopez Jr