arabian meat goggles

The act of placing your testicles over a sleeping, unsuspecting victims eyes.

"He got me with Arabian meat goggles!"

"what was it like?"
"like a red haze with veins everywhere!"

beat my meat

To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.

I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.

Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

off the meat rack

Something really pimp, cool, tight, sweet.

Scott Wilson's skills are off the meat rack.

loose meat sandwich

A vagina with loose labia that resemble meat in color and texture. Typically roast beef and ham.

She has sex with alot of people. I bet people get lost in her loose meat sandwich!

Put The Meat To Her

To Have Sexual Intercourse

That Girl Is Pretty Fly, I'd Put The Meat To Her

spontaneous meat ejaculation

A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.

Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.