numb nuts

a real sports affliction that occurs mainly to male professional long distance cyclists (like the blokes at the tour de france) where the constant pressure between the narrow bicycle saddle and the pubic bone make the scrotum area lose sensitivity and become numb.

man, after that race I got a bad case of the numb nuts

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nut rag

a person that is such an asshole that he deserves to be sprayed with seamen.

You stole the last donut, you nut rag!

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nut up

To go crazy or stupid. To be extreamly fearful.

Don't nut up on me now.

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Finna nut

When I’m balls deep in your gf

I’m gonna FINNA NUT

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kick in the nuts

What happens when you have to work down in Pueblo, CO for any length of time.

We went down to pueblo to get a bunch of shit done and instead we got a serious kick in the nuts.

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Soup Nuts

When you sweat so much that your boxers get drenched right under your testicles and it feels like they're being dipped in warm soup.

Dude, I just got done dry-humping the SHIT out of your mom and now I have Soup Nuts like a motherfucker (haha double entendre)

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deez nuts

the best game in the world

I can't believe they got fired
Who??
DEEZ NUTS!!!

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