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When a fat Italian man stick his dick in bread and forces a degenerate to eat it. Yeah, the whole dick.
Fat Italian fag:You should've had your money ready for collecting, now you have to give me an Italian sandwich
Some fucker: oh no! Whatever shall I do!
the rate at which a woman creates sandwiches. crucial to her ability to mate. a sandwhich rate below 2 a minute leaves you incapable of ever being able to mate. 3 means average. above 5 means legendary a rate above 10 a minute means men will approach you on the street and ask you to marry them.
due to liz's sandwich rate of 12 a minute. even though she is amazingly unattractive she get's 5 marriage requests a day.
When three men are penetrating a hole at once, and the collective semen from their members dribbles out so much so that it coats their balls. The creates a 3 sack high snowman sandwich
"All of us were fuckin' her in the ass then the cum came out. It ended up making a snowman sandwich!"
Any sex act that leads to an explosion of flavor in the performers mouth while within the City of Tempe.
While visiting my buddy at ASU, I met an hot chick and got a Tempe Chicken Sandwich.
Sandwicher is the definition of pure perfection. One someone hears this name, their ears are blessed. Sandwicher is also the name of a very cool dude who makes great sandwiches.
Person: Sandwicher is cool
Person is now 10x cooler
It's a fucking grilled cheese sandwich! IF U LOOKED HERE HOPING FOR A RECIPE THE NAME IS THE RECIPE U DUMB FUCK!
"That guy is a dumb fuck for not knowing what a grilled cheese sandwich is."
When you have a friend on the opposite side of the world and you two place a slice of bread on the ground
Friend on Brazil: yo let's make a world sandwich
Friend in Japan: sure why not
*Both put a slice of bread in the floor*