When your two fingering the G-SPOT with the intent of making her sqirt, and she does....Only your not quick enough to get out of the way in time...Resulting in a complete squirt to the face.
I now know what a squirt tastes like...I found the G-Spot and ended up a SLOW DUCK...
An inside joke that you make with someone that you really care about
Hey, I’m now your emotional support duck.
Ok
barbeque duck Means that you want to cover your homies dick in barbeque sauce and suck it until your throat makes quaking noises
John: I want the “barbeque duck” tonight
Duck: what the duck
A very popular Twitter account
Person 1: hey do you follow Duck in a suit?
Person 2: of course I do, who doesn’t?
When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.
Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck
The act of leaving a bar, restaurant, or other social gathering, usually serving alcohol, without informing your friends or party in advance, or only sharing the information with a select one/few before your departure. Chicago Southside in origin.
"Hey, anyone see Mick?"
"Ahh, the bastard musta pulled the Murphy Duck..."
"FFS... My ex just showed up. I'm gonna pull a Murphy Duck out the back before she sees me. Later..."