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The Ice Man is as cold as ice, can play guitar,and wishes he was Val Kilmer.He chases cats, secretly rivals with his twin brother,but in the end,is just a small melting ice cube that tries to sell Amway products to no avail.
It was hot out,so she hoped The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh...but he was just a melted cube of ice.
The Ice Man (Tim) is as cold as ice , likes to think he is Val Kilmer,chases cats,and secretly competes with his identical twin brother..but is actually a Amway salesman who is more like a small melted ice cube.
On a hot day,she was hoping The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh,but then she realized that he was more of a melted ice cube than a Val Kilmer.
The uncommon and rare occurrence of having an Iceberg (turd large enough that it breaks the surface of the toilet water) fall forward and smack the back of a man's testicles requiring him to use tissue to wipe his balls.
I can't believe I just had to wipe the back of my balls! I just got nailed by an Ice Scraper.
When a man ejaculates on a girl's face after a blowjob and proceeds to lick her face clean.
Joe like to do the ice scraper after giving his girlfriend a facial.
Telling how cold hearted you are to a boy who loves you.
"I'm cooler than ice boy, I'mma freeze your heart"
you can never really make enough of it....
I drank 387 glasses of Lipton iced tea mix
In the midst of difficult situations you have to close your chest and move forward with emotion
In text : 🫁🧊
In speech: I’m breathing ice cubes right now